Ёк, хачу такие крокодилы

mmg, шо, не заводится?

Stil,
О да, с такими крокодилами яб завел. Кого нибуть.

Поясните неучу, кто и кого сейчас подзаряжать будет?

ЗА СОСКИ!

Ну кого я понял, но кто. Надеюсь я таки доживу до полного перевода "хнык"

что за глава?

очередная ревнивница? ух, скока их уже на Тому то налипло...

Что это за ппц в названии... Хотя и не удивительно *смотрит на автора поста*.



Fukiyose Seiri, его одноклассница, которая была в аниме, пытается оживить Томного) А с переводом сейчас всё печально...даже на РанобэКлабе тихо...

New Testament 16

слово "оживить" надо в кавычки. судя по пикче, он живой, но походу, не там?

Не надо в кавычки) Его пытались реанимировать в прямом смысле)

Shust,
то есть это его труп с таким посмертным выражением лица?)

“Bah, gwah….!!!???”

Instead of lying on a bed, Kamijou Touma felt more like he was reaching both hands up from the bottom of a full bathtub. The voices and sounds around him were muffled and oddly distorted, like there was a thick layer of water between them and him.

His vision was just a strange array of colors as voices reached him from the surrounding chatter.

“We have a reading, but it’s weak! Give him another countershock!!”

“You’re kidding, right? We’re lucky this car battery still worked after expanding so much from the heat. If we keep this up, Kami-yan might explode…”

“But we know he’ll die if we don’t do anything! Stand back!!”

With a tremendous shock, Kamijou’s entire body formed an arch. A scorching heat started in his heart and spread to every part of his body. It felt like having silk wadding removed from his throat. His pointy-haired head finally left the phantom bathtub and he could breathe oxygen into his own lungs.

“Cough, agh…!? What…? This is…the infirmary?”

When he shook his unsteady head and looked around, he saw Fukiyose in her black bikini and Aogami Pierce in his swim trunks. Frighteningly enough, teary-eyed Fukiyose held large crocodile clips in her hands. The cables were connected to a car battery that had swelled out like a black melon.

“Y-you’ve got to be kidding me. I’m not an ecofriendly hybrid…”

“Do you!! Have any idea!! How worried we were!? You don’t get to just quit while you’re ahead!!”

“Gyaaaah!! I get that you’re feeling emotional, but let go of the clips before hugging me!!”

Kamijou just about set sail for Nirvana once more, but he somehow avoided becoming an electric roast.

They had somehow survived. He and Fukiyose were both safe.